My funny for the day.

Sterling got his first Lego set for his birthday. Guess what I did this morning? I built everything in the book so his little farm would be complete.

Guess what Ruby did? Took them all apart. *Sigh.*

Then, much to my chagrin, Sterling did this:

 

You see, living where we do, where tie down straps are often viewed as a time-consuming inconvenience, I’ve seen some sights I never hoped to see. Like a tree, under a cow, under a horse, on a trailer headed to town. It’s possible, and if you get there in one piece, you’ll have saved so much time.

Have I ever told you about the bed I had to swerve around on the interstate? Oh yes, bed. Frame, mattress, the whole bit. Tied together… but not down, apparently.

Welcome to the state of Missouri. Great place to live – but watch for flying debris.