A letter.

Dear Child, (who shall remain nameless, because I promise you, this will embarrass you later)

There’s a saying about not putting a ‘p’ in the ‘ool. You know the one. Please don’t.

I know you were told by an outside source that peeing in the lake is acceptable. I cringe, but the fish do it, so I suppose I’ll let it slide.

The slip and slide is not a lake. Not even close. Not cool. So not cool. The bathroom is inside, dear one. Try that next time.

Love,

Momma